Friday night: Date was great, we had fun eating sushi, he beat me at mini golf, made me give him a kiss on his cheek since I lost, bought me flowers and went home.
Saturday: Heard from him minimally (we all know what that means). I texted him that night to see if he was alive, he responded, asked me if I had fun on the date and he then proceeded to put his foot in his mouth.
He essentially accused me of having old pictures on my pof account, beating around the bush —we all know where he is going here. For the record, my pictures on my account are accurate, I have not gained or lost weight since those pics were posted. I asked him if he had a problem with my weight. He said that he thought I was going to be as “active” as him. Mind you, I work out 3-5 times a week, I do 5k’s, I practice hot pilates/yoga, so stfu. But he said that he wants to be friends. I politely declined his offer of being friends and wish him lucked on finding an athletic girl.
He proceeded to text me that he didn’t mean it like that and that it came out wrong and I am a great girl, blah blah blah. I was over it. I mean, you don’t text stuff like that to be nice, right?
So I deleted his number and moved on. Ok, I cried a little in my car.
Sunday: His number has been deleted for 15 hours and he proceeds to call me and text me apologizing. Saying how he had fun on his date and that he finds me attractive and would he hook up with me “yes!” but he doesn’t think anything long term.
I said, “so you would hook up with me, but nothing long term? wow, you have a way with your words.” Insert his foot in his mouth again. More apologies later…I told him that he is embarrassing himself and he needs to stop.
He still asked if we could be friends. Sure, I’ll just never text you or want to hang out with you. I doubt you wouldnt want to be seen with a non-athletic girl anyways.
(I took this pic Saturday night (on the left)- Am I the heffa he makes me out to be?!?)